Hope you’re ready for a blog about a bunch of people no one over 25 cares/knows about! (Except me, I’m 30, which makes my knowledge of this situation sad af). Everyone’s favourite lot lizard, Bella Thorne, has had a pretty busy year in terms of dating, not her career. Tbh, I don’t know what (if anything) is going on with her career, but her vagina has at least kept busy.
First, she was dating Greg Sulkin a.k.a. Selena Gomez’s werewolf boyfriend from Wizards of Waverly Place, then she was dating Tyler Posey, who I think also plays a teen wolf on…wait for it…Teen Wolf, but apparently she might’ve maybe cheated on Tyler with Charlie Puth a.k.a. that guy who sang the chorus to the sad af Fast and Furious song by Wiz Khalifa. You following?
So, after breaking up with Greg Sulkin over the summer, Bella quickly got all hot and heavy with Tyler Posey, and if you’re still wondering who the fuck these people are, here is a pic of Bella in some of her lot lizard finest with Tyler:
Now, most of us who actually give a shit, which for some reason includes me, thought that Tyler and Bella were still a thing, until these pics of Bella and Charlie Puth surfaced of the two of them on December 18th:
And before you even fucking bring it up, no, I don’t know who, other than Bella fucking Thorne, wears thigh high pleather boots to the goddamn beach. Obviously all the tweens who watch Tyler’s show took to Twitter to call Bella out for being a triflin’ hoe who either cheated on Tyler with Charlie or dumped Tyler for Charlie.
Bella made things even more fucking confusing when she posted herself holding an old, sweet pic of herself and Tyler to Twitter and THEN posted a pic of her and Charlie at the beach on Twitter. Like, lol, wyd girl?
After all this, Charlie took to Twitter to have a little vent about Bella, who he’d been macking on just four days prior:
I’m sorry…You know who you are…I messed a lot of things up, I get it if we can’t be friends…you know who you are.I can’t believe what I’m reading.No one should have their heart messed with like this, and I’m not going to be in the middle of it.I don’t know Tyler personally, but I know he shouldn’t be treated this way.She told me she was not with him anymore. This is all news to me. I want nothing but peace for all, I’m just removing myself from this.
So, basically Charlie Puth confirmed to us all via Twitter that Bella Thorne is triflin’ af.
BUT THEN, Bella took to Twitter to say:
Ty and I have been broken up for like over two weeks and Charlie and I ARENT DATING we are friends.
First of all, I’ll give it to her that two weeks is pretty long in teenage break-up world, and she IS a teenagers. Second of all, girl, I don’t think you and Charlie Puth are friends anymore.
While Twitter and Instagram are doing some MAJOR Bella Thorne hate right now, I’m actually going to do the opposite and throw some blame at Tyler and Charlie if they’re both so butt hurt over this shit right now. You’re both 25-year-old successful men, what the fuck do you expect from a teenage girl who is like this weird mix of early-2000s Lindsay Lohan, 2009 Ke$ha, and Kylie Jenner???
Seriously, guys. I mean, COME ON.
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