Bella Thorne is Maybe a Little Bit Triflin’

Hope you’re ready for a blog about a bunch of people no one over 25 cares/knows about! (Except me, I’m 30, which makes my knowledge of this situation sad af). Everyone’s favourite lot lizard, Bella Thorne, has had a pretty busy year in terms of dating, not her career. Tbh, I don’t know what (if anything) is going on with her career, but her vagina has at least kept busy.

First, she was dating Greg Sulkin a.k.a. Selena Gomez’s werewolf boyfriend from Wizards of Waverly Place, then she was dating Tyler Posey, who I think also plays a teen wolf on…wait for it…Teen Wolf, but apparently she might’ve maybe cheated on Tyler with Charlie Puth a.k.a. that guy who sang the chorus to the sad af Fast and Furious song by Wiz Khalifa. You following?

So, after breaking up with Greg Sulkin over the summer, Bella quickly got all hot and heavy with Tyler Posey, and if you’re still wondering who the fuck these people are, here is a pic of Bella in some of her lot lizard finest with Tyler:

Now, most of us who actually give a shit, which for some reason includes me, thought that Tyler and Bella were still a thing, until these pics of Bella and Charlie Puth surfaced of the two of them on December 18th:

And before you even fucking bring it up, no, I don’t know who, other than Bella fucking Thorne, wears thigh high pleather boots to the goddamn beach. Obviously all the tweens who watch Tyler’s show took to Twitter to call Bella out for being a triflin’ hoe who either cheated on Tyler with Charlie or dumped Tyler for Charlie.

Bella made things even more fucking confusing when she posted herself holding an old, sweet pic of herself and Tyler to Twitter and THEN posted a pic of her and Charlie at the beach on Twitter. Like, lol, wyd girl?

After all this, Charlie took to Twitter to have a little vent about Bella, who he’d been macking on just four days prior:

I’m sorry…You know who you are…I messed a lot of things up, I get it if we can’t be friends…you know who you are.

I can’t believe what I’m reading.

No one should have their heart messed with like this, and I’m not going to be in the middle of it.

I don’t know Tyler personally, but I know he shouldn’t be treated this way.

She told me she was not with him anymore. This is all news to me. I want nothing but peace for all, I’m just removing myself from this.

So, basically Charlie Puth confirmed to us all via Twitter that Bella Thorne is triflin’ af.

BUT THEN, Bella took to Twitter to say:

Ty and I have been broken up for like over two weeks and Charlie and I ARENT DATING we are friends.

First of all, I’ll give it to her that two weeks is pretty long in teenage break-up world, and she IS a teenagers. Second of all, girl, I don’t think you and Charlie Puth are friends anymore.

While Twitter and Instagram are doing some MAJOR Bella Thorne hate right now, I’m actually going to do the opposite and throw some blame at Tyler and Charlie if they’re both so butt hurt over this shit right now. You’re both 25-year-old successful men, what the fuck do you expect from a teenage girl who is like this weird mix of early-2000s Lindsay Lohan, 2009 Ke$ha, and Kylie Jenner???

Seriously, guys. I mean, COME ON.

The First Official Trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk

Christopher Nolan went from superheroes to space travel and now he’s getting ready to serve us an epic World War II drama, Dunkirk. Watch the first trailer below.

Maybe I went into this video expecting too much. Or maybe this is not a particularly good trailer. I feel like the short announcement trailer released back in August hit me a lot harder than this new one. Of course one confusing trailer is not going to make me any less excited for Dunkirk, after all it’s still a Nolan film and he tends to make pretty extraordinary features. Plus some of those shots in the trailer looked absolutely stunning. I guess really the only thing that has me slightly concerned for Dunkirk is the structure of the movie. You see the film will follow multiple characters, each with his own story, and that’s not something Nolan has done before, definitely not on this scale.

Christopher Nolan wrote and directed Dunkirk. In the film you’ll probably recognize Tom Hardy, Mark Rylance, Cillian Murphy, Kenneth Branagh, James D’Arcy and plenty of other actors.

Dunkirk is set to bow July 19th 2017 in the US and around the world. This is probably one movie you’ll want to watch in IMAX

Piers Morgan Mansplains to Lady Gaga and Madonna

Recently, both Lady Gaga and Madonna have come forward and publically discussed their past sexual assaults, with Gaga also revealing that she suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of hers. For the most part, people have been really supportive of these women and their revelations…then there is Piers Morgan.

Piers took to Twitter to explain how ptsd is a military disorder and how Madonna and Gaga only ALLEGED rape, meaning they might not have actually been raped, because, you know, he’s such a decent and good guy.

Piers’ went on this Twitter rant in response to Gaga’s claim she has ptsd:

No, soldiers returning from battlefields do.
Enough of this vain-glorious nonsense.

I come from a big military family.
It angers me when celebrities start claiming ‘PTSD’ about everything to promote themselves.

No.
Lady Gaga & Madonna have both made ALLEGATIONS of rape many years after the event.
No police complaint, no charges, no court case.

FIRST OF ALL, there are literally thousands upon thousands of people who have never fought in the military nor been anywhere near a war that suffer from ptsd. It stems from the exposure to any type of serious trauma, not just one specific type of trauma. I’ve worked with kids for years, many of whom have been diagnosed with ptsd, and guess what? None of them have fought in any wars and we live in fucking CANADA, not a war torn country, so check yourself.

Secondly, accusing a woman of lying about a past rape because she didn’t report it or no one got convicted for it is literally the most male privileged, rape-culture promoting thing you could ever spew out into the world. Have a look at this chart, would you?

Tell me again how no one being convicted for their rapes make their rapes invalid, Piers?

Listen, I get that idiot celebrities do a million and one stupid things to get attention and Gaga and Madonna are annoying as fuck for the majority of shit they say and do, but it’s no one’s place to say what has or hasn’t happened to you or what you do or don’t suffer from. Piers’ comments are offensive to all sexual assault survivors, female AND male, and also offensive to the people who suffer from ptsd for a myriad of reasons.

Also, your name is Piers. Piers! That is a stupid way to spell your name. It should be Pierce of Pearce. You fucking weirdo.